Things I don't understand...

I figured a fun way to kick off my blogging adventure would be to make a list of the things I don't understand like my mom (the creator of the first list) did on her blog. So...


I don't understand...

1. Why people think my music is of the devil because it has screaming.
2. Why today's skateboarders wear woman's clothing.
3. How my friend Kevin beat 'through fire and flames' on expert.
4. Why most older people consider country music "real" music. (as opposed to fake music)
5. Why my girlfriends dad hates me so much.
6. Why we can't have real bread at communion instead of flavorless Styrofoam crackers.
7. Why I'm not alowed to have a pet monkey.
8. Any of the BeeGee's lyrics.
9. How I'm not fat for all the junk I eat.
10. and Ketchup packets.